Mayor Bans/Pardons Torture

Flubug City Hall – Mayor Bobby Ornrey released photographs yesterday that depict the chilling extent to which harsh interrogation techniques were used by officials at the Flubug Police Department under his precedessor, Chuck Bylaw. The photos, taken by investigative reporter Anita Rimes (who has since left The Bugle for personal reasons), show a “dungeon” in the mine shafts below City Hall in which dubious methods were employed to extract information. Those methods, including tongue deprivation, simulated keelhauling and repeated exposure to Charlie Sheen’s tweets, have long been a source of controversy for personal liberty buffs. Continue reading